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Friday, May 27, 2005

New Yorker Caption Contest


Every week the New Yorker - A magazine which I have started reading in part due to its intellectually stimulating content and in part because I feel that reading the articles will help my SAT scores - has a cartoon with no caption were you must fill in the caption. If anyone has any funny captions that would go with this cartoon (think far side) please post them as comments.

15 Comments:

  • "Acually I was looking for a 9"

    By Blogger Turk, at 12:58 AM  

  • "well no acually I'm quite offended that you haven't heard of my country"

    By Blogger Turk, at 1:00 AM  

  • "I told you I can scratch my own back"

    By Blogger Turk, at 1:08 AM  

  • "ive been working 6 yrs now and they still lable me as the 'only been here six years new guy'"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:13 AM  

  • "ive been working on my six appeal"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:15 AM  

  • "I know the brochure said you'd get a 9 but some of the machines malfunctioned at the factory"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:02 AM  

  • "hey why arent you wearing a number?"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:03 AM  

  • "no ma'am. it said digit, not midget."

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:06 AM  

  • "does this outfit make my butt look big?"

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 3:09 AM  

  • "I am hiding from 7. Because 7-8-9." (Seven eight nine - seven ATE nine? get it?)

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:44 AM  

  • Yes, my body is in the form of the number six. What's your point?

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:32 AM  

  • Anonymous said...
    "ive been working on my six appeal"

    1:15 AM

    thats awesome!!!

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:01 PM  

  • “Last thing I remember, the guy said, ‘Pick a number.’ ”

    By Blogger Turk, at 11:42 PM  

  • "It's me, '9,' from yoga class."

    By Blogger Turk, at 11:42 PM  

  • “I represent several Arabic numerals who are being held without charges.”

    By Blogger Turk, at 11:42 PM  

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